disgustinganimals
disgustinganimals:

buttart:

what the hell is with this horse what. why. wtf is going on horse, i love u.

excellent question.  this is why i have the job i do.
this is a miniature shetland pony mare.  it’s somewhere between 0 to 20 ft tall and has at least four legs.  despite being majestic and pure she still casts a shadow.  don’t forget that.  
you can tell from the fur that she’s hairy and also that she doesn’t care about you.
(she doesn’t care about you at all.)
this horse clomps around with a proud gait because she’s a strong independent pony that doesn’t need any men.
i don’t want to pet her.  she doesn’t want to be pet.  we’re on good terms. probably likes scotch. i approve of that.
clomp clomp.

disgustinganimals:

buttart:

what the hell is with this horse what. why. wtf is going on horse, i love u.

excellent question.  this is why i have the job i do.

this is a miniature shetland pony mare.  it’s somewhere between 0 to 20 ft tall and has at least four legs.  despite being majestic and pure she still casts a shadow.  don’t forget that.  

you can tell from the fur that she’s hairy and also that she doesn’t care about you.

(she doesn’t care about you at all.)

this horse clomps around with a proud gait because she’s a strong independent pony that doesn’t need any men.

i don’t want to pet her.  she doesn’t want to be pet.  we’re on good terms. probably likes scotch. i approve of that.

clomp clomp.